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The Nerdly Trio

Hank Burns

The owner and manager of the Cart Classics™ retro game store. He opened the store to live out his dream of making a living doing something he loved.

Tony Parsons

Assistant manager and best friend of Hank. He is constantly dragged into Hank’s schemes despite knowing better. Has an unhealthy love for pop culture.

Monique Parsons

Friend of Hank and sister of Tony. She is often the voice of reason in the trio but is prone to her own bouts of insanity when the situation calls for it.

Supporting Cast (In Order Of Appearance)


A strange mer-boy who used to work as a life guard at Wally’s Swim World until Hank got him fired.

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